Dear Bill Hall,
My friends are beginning to tease me about wearing your number. It hurts. So, you better start batting over 300, heck, I'll even say 200, or else I'm going to start cheering for pretty boy J.J. Hardy like all of the other 20-year-old women!
Also, in case you haven't heard, your buddy Braun just signed an eight-year, $45 million contract with the Brewers. How does that make you feel? If you don't step-up, you'll soon be licking his cleats. Just saying.
Sincerely,
Your Biggest Fan
Hall is just in a slump. He'll pull through!
Posted by: sam | May 16, 2008 at 04:58 PM
I hope Bill caught that! :)
Posted by: MICHAEL MANNING | May 17, 2008 at 04:49 PM
Ha! That's funny. Poor Bill. I have faith he'll step it up soon, though!!
Posted by: Erin | May 18, 2008 at 07:02 PM
Melvin is in Nashville right now checking out Russell Branyan who has absolutely been raking. Perhaps the boys in the front office are sick of seeing Bill attempting to break Adam Dunn's strikeout record.
Posted by: Dave | May 19, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Number 2 is still my boy blue. The bats will come around by the time the pitching is healthy and back in a winning groove. I just hope we aren't already out of contention by the time things do come together.
Posted by: Scott | May 20, 2008 at 04:32 PM
After the game last night 5/24; you may want to switch players since Hall was terrible.
Posted by: char | May 25, 2008 at 11:13 AM