The Urban Tadpole and Urban Frog race was Saturday morning and it was an awesome event. It would have been a lot better, though, had we actually been able to finish...
Dave and I got up early Saturday morning and were down to Laacke and Joys by about 8:15. We schlepped our bikes, bike helmets, life jackets, and bags over to the starting area and set up camp. Sporting equipment was strewn everywhere, and the Frog contestants, whose race began at 8:00, were running through every now and then to get their bikes or roller blades or whatever. It looked intense!
The pre-race briefing for the Tadpole was at 9:00 and during that we finally got to find out what we'd be doing in the race. While the speaker went through every checkpoint, everyone around us was smiling and laughing and getting excited to start. I was psyched.
The race began at 10:00. One person from each team had to run across the river to Schlitz Park to get the packet which contained the instructions and maps and passport and such. Dave did that because he's a faster runner than I am, so I waited and cheered until he made it back and we were off.
Before I go on, I just have to say one thing. The people at Laacke and Joys said of the Tadpole, "if you can walk the family dog, you're ready for this race." To that I just have to say HA! Yeah right! It takes a bit more ability than being able to walk around the block!
But I digress...
The first task was to run to the Bradley Center, do a lap around the basketball court, and then each team member had to sink a shot from a designated spot. I went first and it took me five tries! Dave sunk his after two shots. We got our passport punched and we were on to the next task.
The second checkpoint was at the Milwaukee Ale House, and it was a good ten minute run to reach that spot. I was huffin and puffin already by this point! There we read a clue about the relationship between the Ale House and Laacke and Joys, a clue that we had to remember and tell someone at the end of the race.
The third checkpoint was Paradise Landing Water Park inside the Hilton. It was another mile or so there, and once we arrived, one team member (Dave) had to cross the rope bridge while balancing on the floating lily pads in order to get the passport punched. He got his feet wet, but he got across pretty quick.
The fourth point was at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel building. One team member (me) had to throw on an MKE shirt and hop about 15 feet on a hoppity-hop. Fun!
This whole time, we were definitely ahead of probably two-thirds of the teams. We were feeling that competitiveness and we were really movin! The fifth checkpoint was Turner Hall on 4th St. We had to run to the basement and there, one team member was supposed to have to climb the wall and then descend. Unfortunately, there was no one manning the wall, so everyone simply got their passport punched for being there. Dave is awesome at climbing, and we would have surely gotten even further ahead had everyone had to complete that task!
The sixth checkpoint was back at Laacke and Joys where we finally got to stop running and get on our bikes. Getting there, though, ended up being harder than it should have been. I don't know why, but we ended up taking a longer route and several more teams got ahead of us. I should know Milwaukee better, but I got a little lost.
We rode about two and a half miles to the Urban Ecology Center on the East Side. There we had to park our bikes, enter the woods, and find the canoe launch. Once we found it, we had to find a piece of plastic partially buried in the dirt and remember what color it was so we could tell someone at the end of the race. Stupidly, we ran aimlessly into the woods without looking at the map and we got LOST. Dave fell at one point and hurt his ankle, so we were both getting kind of cranky at this point. After probably 15 minutes of running through the woods, we found the canoe launch. (the clue was green.)
We hoofed it back to the Urban Ecology Center where the next task was to check in with a volunteer, and when our team number was called, we were to get into a harness, climb to the top of a three story platform and repel down. There were probably 100 people milling about, waiting for their turn, but we didn't think anything of that quite yet. I watched as people - Frog AND Tadpole contestants - dropped down three stories and I got a little nervous. It looked scary!
After a half an hour of waiting, we went to check where we were on the list. Our team number was still pretty far down, and just then we heard a guy next to us say that his team had been there for an hour and a half and it still wasn't their turn. Huh?!
We asked someone for the time and it was after 12:00. We had to be back home by 2:00 because Dave had to mentor at 3:00 and I had to leave for work at 3:00. We realized that after more than two hours of running our butts off, we didn't have the time to wait to repel and finish the rest of the race.
The people in charge had said that the Tadpole would take around two hours, so I didn't ask off work because I figured I'd have plenty of time. Had we waited, the race would have taken us at least four hours. I guess I should have been prepared for the off chance that the race would take that long, but I wasn't. Repelling off a three-story platform is a neat idea for an adventure race, but when only two people can go at a time, it really puts a lull in racers' momentum.
We got back on our bikes and rode back to Laacke and Joys and I was SO disappointed. All that hard work and we were disqualified! I had wanted to bring my camera with me to all the checkpoints, but I didn't want to be weighed down, so I left it behind. I wanted to win! So much for that idea... I should have brought it.
The last task was to return to the store, find a kayak, and then both team members had to row down to the bridge and back one at a time. I wanted to kayak just for the fun of it, so I grabbed a boat and hopped in. Rowing out was fun, but I was beat by the time I got out there and I still had to row all the way back. I finally made it back and we heaved the boat back onto the pier and returned to our stuff.
There were a few other Tadpolers milling about and after talking to them, we found out that they had dropped out, too, because of the long wait to repell. They all either had plans or had to work, too, and hadn't expected the delay.
The food was being set up by this time - they were going to serve brats, hamburgers, pasta salad and chips - and big plates of cookies were staring us right in the face, but they had plastic wrap over them. I was so hungry! The workers told us that the food wouldn't be put out until 1:30, which is when most of the racers would be finishing up, but we had to leave before then. So not only did we not get to finish the race, we didn't get any food, either! Oooooh, I was a grumpy girl as we left.
We got burritos at Qdoba for lunch and once I had food in my stomach and was able to recap my morning, I was in a better mood. It was still a fun time. But boy, was I tired. I had to work Saturday night and then I worked 12 hours yesterday, too. It felt GREAT to come home last night.
The official recap of the races is here. There are some fun photos and the winners are posted, too.
All in all, I'm glad I did the race, and I'd definitely do it again next year. I think those in charge realized their planning mistake and will remedy the repelling situation for next year. I am a little aggravated, though, by the "walking the family dog" statement. I think they highly overestimate the abilities of the average person! We ran probably five miles, and we biked another six. Not many people can just get out there and run five miles unless they're fairly fit. And climbing a rock wall, repelling down three stories and kayaking are not things that just any person could do!
I like to think that I'm in pretty good shape, but I was HURTIN when I woke up yesterday morning! My legs were sore and my shoulders and back were screamin from the rowing. I thought the Tadpole would be too easy and that perhaps we should have done the Frog - but it was definitely a challenge! I thought maybe I'd want to do the Frog next year, but I think I'll stick with the Tapole.
I think I'll hold off on sending that audition tape to The Amazing Race, too.
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